How to pack a parcel in 5 (or so) easy steps
Sometimes I have to send packs of my book to the wholesaler (who pass it on to Amazon or your local bookshop); I thought you might be interested in this quick tutorial on packing methods.
Step 1: Get a Box
Boxes are the best thing ever!
Step 2: Remove Rabbit from Box
All boxes belong to me!
Step 3: Add Bubble Wrap
No, you’re doing it all wrong. First thing you add to a box is a door!
Step 4: Remove Rabbit from Box
Although this is surprisingly comfy.
Step 5: Add Books
You should definitely get your mum to buy one of these – they are very tasty!
Step 6: Remove Rabbit from Box
Ha! I’m not even in the box!
Step 7: Get suspicious about lack of rabbit in box and go and find out what rabbit is up to
You were playing with the box, so I went to see what other toys I could find to play with.
Step 8: Address Box
Step 9: Remove Rabbit from Box
Oops, now how are you going to get them out? I told you to add a door, no worries I can break into this in no time.
Step 10: Hide box so rabbit can’t eat it before delivery guy (or gal) comes to pick it up.
And that is how you pack a parcel!
If you’d like your own copy of my book on rabbit behaviour, you can get hold of it on my website here. It’s £8.99 (£9.99 outside UK) including delivery and at the moment I’m offering a special edition with extra content.
Ha ha! Great post, so funny! Could imagine mine doing this, even though he has plenty of his own boxes, its new so he has to inspect! 🙂
For starters, I always get so happy when I see an email that you’ve posted 😀 This one is so funny…Scamp living up to his name! <3
ha ha ha!!! so so funny Tamsin!
Scamp is the best!! and your book is great! LOVE my copy 🙂
This was so cute. I just love your site, and I am going to make some piñatas from your site. Thank you so much for sharing that.